Sam: Good evening, Fandom. Dude, should we tell the brooms that no amount of cleaning will fix this place up completely?

Dean: Nah. Watching the squirrels try to chase them off is fun.

Sam: Hey, the squirrels are dirtier than the floor! Clean them off!

*angry chittering*

Okay, that's fun too.

Dean: Nice one, bro.

Sam: You'll help me if the ( Read more... )

Willow: Hi Fandom! Willow Rosenberg here for Fandom Raa-ah - ah - ACHOO!

Xander: Geblessyouheit. And this is Xander Harris.

Willow: I wish I could stop doing that. Every time I do that they explode and die. It's dusty pathos everywhere!

Xander: Maybe it's like the cookies. You how it's okay to eat chocolate chip cookies because you're helping ( Read more... )

Reno: What's the buzz, tell us what's-a-happenin'-- I officially have the most dangerous job on the island today, Fandom. Because unlike the rest of you, I gotta actually open my mouth and talk to communicate here. You need blackmail material, now would be the time to start tapin' this broadcast. At your own risk, zoto.

Jenny: If any of you ( Read more... )

Okay, okay, stop pushing! Jeez, I come to say hello and you put me to work! Heeeeey. This place looks exactly as I left it. Nice. This should be easy. Just like riding a bike. Notes are in hand, squirrels are drinking, red light is on...time to start the show! Hello, Fandom! This is former student and current alumni Dick Casablancas with WTFH radio ( Read more... )

Hahahaha! Today is the best day EVER because you all are insane and I'm not! Yes, for once when Dick Casablancas enters a room he automatically isn't the most clueless person in there! I knew it would happen one day! I need to call my brother and rub it in his face! HA! I rule!

( I know my name! Wooooo! )

Sam: Hey, stop pushing at my ankles! I'm following you, I swear.

*determined chittering*

Does protecting me from getting kidnapped by squirrels fall under that "I've got to keep you safe" policy of yours?"

Dean: We're hallucinating. Gotta be. I mean... squirrels?

Sam: Maybe they're rabid? I'm trying to keep them from biting me.

Dean: Actually ( Read more... )